Friday, February 3, 2012

I watched this movie because I dig Jiang Wen



This morning I was thinking about Xu Jing Lei film's Letter From an Unknown Woman (2004).  



I felt moved to write a review.  Here it is.
  

HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, 
WHY YOU GOTTA ACT ALL CRAZY ABOUT IT?


Also, Jiang Wen has a cool motorcycle.  


Serendipitously, as I was about to post my own review, I saw that Cinema e Missili had just posted a real review of the same filmWow, right?

Don't let the Italian put you off.  Just copy and paste Missile's review into Google translator then switch the subjects and objects around until it makes sense.  That's what I do.

Until next time,

achillesgirl



2 comments:

  1. "HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU,
    WHY YOU GOTTA ACT ALL CRAZY ABOUT IT?" One of my least favorite plot-lines ever. It's been used a million times, and I'm over it. Move on, bitch! Naw mean?

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  2. She not only doesn't move on, she spends her entire life moping and going insane over some player who can't even remember her face. What a dipshit. This movie pissed me off. But Jiang Wen had a cool motorcycle.

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